Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Will the Real Steven Hawkings Please Stand Up

It all started when my co-workers, John and Richard, returned from infiltrating the rat's turd nest. John and I go way back to at least the seventeenth century when they used floppies to back up data. Richard remarked that when those rats got back to the hide out it'll be like Goldie Locks went through there. This immediately put the image of an little girl holding an over sized round rat turd and proclaiming, "this rat dung is too hard!" We proceeded to figure out all the variations of that phrase; by far the best is still, "This rat dung is just right." "Someone is sleeping in my rat dung and there she is!"

Neo : What are you trying to tell me? That I can...pirate software?

Morpheus : No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you, that when you're ready... you won't have to...

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